July 5, 2005
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A man in his 40′s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…. Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What the hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
“It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer
That was funny!
COMFORT
When your heart is sad and lonely,
And your friends seem far away.
Turn to Him who is all holy,
And He’ll drive your cares away.
When a dear one seems to fail you,
When for friendship true you long,
Confide in Him who is all true,
And He’ll right your every wrong.
Jesus’ heart is your true refuge,
To Him you can always flee,
Even when your hopes are sinking,
He will then a true friend be.
He will soothe your lonely spirit,
He will love and bless and say,
“Come to me and I will comfort,
You, today and every day.
Hope you’ll had a great 4th. I was lazy and stayed in the pool for a change.I’ll be around to visit very soon.hug,s fancy
Comments (11)
That is not lazy that is knowing how to enjoy life! @-}-}-
Happy 4th of july..dear my friend..!….nice poem…/N *
Hope you had a good one.
Hugs
Our fourth was extremely quiet after I got home from work. We went for a quiet dinner…only 3 other tables had customers and then home early…no sounds of fireworks…quiet
LOL! That’s a great joke!
hahaha! that’s really funny
thanks for that!
hahahha.. that was a good one.. haven’t heard that one!
Thanks ! ! ! ! I needed a good laugh and that was it! The poem afterwards was also totally excellent and filled another need! Thank you again ! ! ! ! Have a great day and a wonderful tomorrow ! ! ! Much love and many hugs ! ! ! ! ! You and yours sleep with the angels and wake up fully rested and ready for a brand new day ! ! ! ! !
Good post. Have a great weekend. Hugs.
Fancy, I’m so glad you’re back – I’ve missed you! I know how life gets in the way of … well, life … sometimes – but you know we’re always here whenever you feel like posting. Hope you’re enjoying your summer. Take good care of you!
It’s been such a long time. I trust you’re enjoying life these days.